lookingfordaddies: (he's going super fuckboy 3)
richard 'dick' simmons ([personal profile] lookingfordaddies) wrote2015-09-12 10:38 pm
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airshow: (The bet was for naked jumping jacks.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
If by worse you mean BETTER.
Consider also:

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airshow: (I was passing out cake at the bars.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-04 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder if it's too late in life to become an avant-garde barber.

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lookingfordaddies: (rest in peace my tympanic membrane)

[personal profile] lookingfordaddies 2015-10-05 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
how old are you? I mean, most barbers are older anyway...

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airshow: (I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.)

[personal profile] airshow 2015-10-07 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

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