CONTACT POST

[lookingfordaddies]

Hello? You've reached Simmons. I'm not in right now, so if you could leave a message, I'll answer it in an orderly fashion with a call back within the next 48 hours.

Comments

[lookingfordaddies]

Tucker I never realized you had these feelings for me, but you might want to talk to Donut instead...

1/2

[bestsword]

what

[wait]

[bestsword]

[Who else actually brings up Donut by name??? ALSO IS A NERD fuck red alert]

Simmons what the fuck are you doing at this number???

[lookingfordaddies]

Apparently I'm bringing all the boys to the yard?? How the fuck should I know, you're the one doing this crap!

[bestsword]

No you're not shut up
and none of that was for you!

fuck I think numbers are all messed up

[lookingfordaddies]

conceal don't feel, Tucker

[bestsword]

don't bring your work home with you simmons

[lookingfordaddies]

I'm still not comfortable looking you in the eye

[bestsword]

and I'm not comfortable knowing your favorite letters are p and q like what the fuck dude

[lookingfordaddies]

it's because you mind them, Tucker, because you mind them!!

[bestsword]

ok that's stupid

also meaning to ask what's the deal with the labels in the kitchen

[lookingfordaddies]

it's to tell where the food goes. I'd label the packages but Grif lives here, so if food stays in the cabinet for more than three days I'm surprised.

Or the food is vegetables.

[bestsword]

God you're such a nerd

At least you didn't label everything else in the house